Do you know what a DTR is?
DTR is shorthand for the “Defining The Relationship” talk. It’s the talk people have when, uh-oh, they are suddenly unsure what’s going on between them. All in a rush she realizes he doesn’t open other girls’ doors, he remembers that she’s doing things she said she’d only do if she was interested, or things are just a little….well… you know. Here, let me show you.
These two need to have a DTR. The guy is totally hopeful, but terrified, and she’s pretty sure they have a simple, uncomplicated FRIENDship. In fact, she probably doesn’t think of it much at all. The problem, however, is that having a DTR is almost universally awkward, and in some cases can go horribly, terribly awry. Like the following:
o.no.you.DI’INT!! I’m guessing either he is telling her that altough he made out with her all through the Holidays (not based on me or anyone I know) he wants to just be friends. Or perhaps she’s telling him, “I know you like me, but sucka there’s a line.” a la the Nella Furtado line, “I want you on my team/so does everybody else.”
So…this post is really just for funsies since DTR s are spreading like H1N1 around my social circles, so tell me:
What’s your favorite DTR story?