That Awkward Moment

when someone whose number is NOT in your phone sends you,

“Hey sexy, howya been?”

(I mean, the unknown-ness makes a difference. i do have a few jokey friends who would send that. Girls, ya know, joking)

 

THEN SENDS AN ACCOMPANYING PHOTO.

 

Which you open. At work. And then (in your CHURCH office) yell, “Is THAT A NIPPLE RING?!”

And reply:

“Uhm, you DEFINITELY have the wrong number.”

And send him THIS photo, to make the point that whoever he thinks you are, you are not.

 

 

I AM NOT STACY

 

Then he tells you….

wait for it…

 

THIS IS THE NUMBER HE GOT FROM STACY AT A DATING WEBSITE.

 

(please be someone jacking with me. please please don’t let my number be attached to someone’s profile ….which apparently solicits shirtless man pictures….on WHO KNOWS what kind of dating website.)

 

oohhhhh mercy.

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